Happy New Year!

wishing everyone an awesome new year full of energy and the kind of enlightenment that would open the world to the road you must follow to fulfill your dreams…….and finally tell the man that he can suck it, you made it!
:)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

R.I.P: Brittany Murphy

This truly came as a shock. I wasn’t a huge fan of hers but I enjoyed several of her performances, specially on Freeway and Clueless.  Bless her soul.

Happy Native American Massacre Day! (Thanksgiving)

Yeah, turkey day! Gobble, gobble, gobble! Macys Parade! Lets all gather around the table and give thanks before shoving our faces with food ’til our stomachs explode! Yay!
In reality we…. well you–’cause I’m not–are celebrating the bloody massacre of hundreds of Native Americans at the hands of the evil Pilgrims! Yay!
Don’t believe me? Here’s my [...]

Turkey Day!

Yeah you think is all fun and games and eat ’til you drop dead…..until you realize that dropping dead could actually be in your future if you aren’t careful ’cause here it comes………..THANKSGIVING!

White meat! Dark meat! All will be carved!

Happy 40th Birthday Sesame Street!

I still remember watching the show as a kid. 40 years? wow.
Here’s to Sesame Street lasting to the very end of time.
 

Video: How “Revenge of the Fallen” should have ended

I saw this last week also (apparently today is *catching up with* day) and I thought it was pretty funny. Not LMAO funny but funny nonetheless.  Check it out:

Happy Halloween!

I’m off to be one of 12 Dragons in the Manhattan Halloween Parade! I’m so excited, Ima be on TV!
I’ll try to take pictures.

The Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator!

Thanks to the A.L for the tip!
The fun people over at The Brunching Shuttlecocks have created an Alanis Morissette lyric generator that let you, in a matter of a few seconds, create your very own songs in the poetic, dramatic, angst-ridden style of Alanis Morissette!!
The results are surpringly amazing and very close to an actual [...]