Turkey Day!

Yeah you think is all fun and games and eat ’til you drop dead…..until you realize that dropping dead could actually be in your future if you aren’t careful ’cause here it comes………..THANKSGIVING!

White meat! Dark meat! All will be carved!

Quality Assessment: Paranormal Activity vs The Blair Witch Project

(I’m a huge, HUGE horror fan, it is my favorite genre, so base on the fact that I’ve been looking forward to this one and the title of this post, you know Ima talk at length here so bear with me)
 
Taking is cue from THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY works overtime to ensnare you in that [...]

Quality Assessment: Zombieland

Jesse Eisenberg plays once again (what is this now? his 1,899 time?) a nerdy virgin, who doesn’t know how to talk to girls, have some sort of twitch/stuttering issue when he gets nervous, and is for the most part a scare-shitless dweeb.  AND YET that shtick of him works perfectly for Zombieland.

Maybe he likes the [...]

Quality Assessment: Pandorum

This Dennis Quaid/Ben Foster vehicle is basically *The Descent* in space.  But it isn’t as gripping or scary or just plain awesome in that *I love horror movies way* but it isn’t terrible.  It is still watchable if only because of Ben Foster who I think is a brilliant actor who lately has been making [...]

Quality Assessment: Rogue

Rogue is a 2007 little seen movie (at least here on the states) about a giant, pissed the fuck off, crocodile from Australian director Greg McLean of Wolf Creek and the people who has to suffer the vicious, calculated attacks of the man-eating beast.  Now, I don’t usually care about giant crocs movies, after the Lake Placid [...]

Quality Assessment: Orphan

THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ESTHER the poster and trailer warns us and they are right: she’s one evil little bitch.  Very evil.

It all starts nice enough; actually no it doesn’t, but I won’t discuss the beginning of the movie as to not spoil it.
We have a loving couple with two kids, who have been trying [...]